Enter The Lovely Miss XXX

Hi guys & galz,

I’m XXX, a long time reader of this tacky sleaze but a first time contributor, so please be gentle!

You must have so many questions for me, like:

Are you nuts?
I wonder about that sometimes, like basically the entire ~4 months that the state legislature is in session.

Why are you associating with these characters?
Because I’ve seen people reading it and heard people talking about it. I hadn’t really thought of contributing, but I genuinely believe that some of their recent stuff would (with some editing, LOL) be worthy of some of the better comedy blogs/websites in Amerika.

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That’s pretty cool, and I wanna be a part of it if the greater cockmaiming community deems me worthy.

I see. Do you put out on the first date?
Only if she seduces me.

Oh… oh my. What is your telephone number?
Nice try.

$@#!.
Yep.

So I probably should have watched the presidential debate on Tuesday like a good citizen, but Mitt Romney makes me vaguely uncomfortable :/ I compare the Romney experience to watching The Office, if David Brent and Michael Scott sired an unwanted 65-year old love child.

So yeah, eff that. Debates don’t change the outcome of elections anyway, just (maybe) the margin of victory.

This grrrl had better things to do with her time!

Specifically, I went out to my weekly boot camp appointment out in the suburbs of that cosmopolis known as Denver (Cock City) knowing that this blog’s resident scholar, the sexxay bitch known as Mlle. Bébé Gottbach, would report anything worth talking about regardless.
And while we’re on the subject of a certain Governor Romnoid, I’d just like to share this thought with you:

Before it was in my professional interest to be uninvolved in partisan politics, I was a bright-eyed member of the College Republicans at the little eastern librul arts school I attended a few years back. All politics are local, and silly young me thought that the GOP stood for order and good, clean government.

But this was college. If you go through it without some major adjustments in your worldview, you probably never learned to think critically.

As I began to settle on being primarily attracted to girls, it was only then that the party’s policies towards TEH HOMOZ really sank in as unjust and short-sighted, to put it mildly. Not proud of that, but pride is a sin or something AMIRITE??

Anyhoo, that alone would probably have been enough of a reason to bolt for the opposition. I genuinely can’t understand how any LGBTQ person could be a member of a party whose official policy is to make them second class citizens. It’s like the Uncle Tom phenomenon stood on its ear.

Iz that racist?

What really sealed the deal for me was when I came to be more aware of the circumstances leading to the invasion of Iraqistan and its consequences in terms of money spent, liberties lost at home, young American men and women lost abroad, and hundreds of thousands of dead brown people.

There is nothing “conservative” about military adventurism, and having a military larger than almost all others put together doesn’t seem like “small government” to me you guys.

It was unfortunate when ol’ Dubya dignified the common criminals of Al Qaeda by sending in the fighting forces that took on the Wehrmacht, General Lee, and the Redcoats. With some good intel and law enforcement, the conspirators could have been apprehended as the low-life scum they were rather than becoming martyrs to a medieval version of Islam.

It’s not clear that Mittens Romney learned anything from our quagmire Asian land wars, other than maybe how to dupe Congress into not doing its job. He seems a little too eager to rattle that saber at Iran (and also England, wtf?) and relapse us back into the long national nightmare that started in Viet Nam and apparently never really ended.

Ladies and gentlemen, if you like bigotry and dead Americans, vote for Mitt Romney on November 6th.

Comments

  1. Mlle. Bébé Gottbach, Ph.D says:

    So much trouble to seduce lil ole me? Just get me drunk. That’s what everyone else does! :)

    Welcome, fellow lady-person!!! My evil plan of a Vaginocracy is going splendidly!!

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