Ahhhh yeah, y’all. Tonight’s the night. The LAST DEBATE has finally arrived.
Soon we will go back to drinking just for the hell of it, instead of to enhance our observational skills. And dull the pain.
Tonight I’ma class it up a little. Out of respect for The Foreigns, tonight’s beverage will be white wine. It’s really easy to prepare white wine.
- Chill the bottle overnight*.
- Unscrew the lid.
- Drink directly from the bottle.
See? Easy peasy.
* Don’t put ice in it, or drink pink wine. That would be trashy.