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Comment on This Week in Trolling: The Scourge of Awful, Spammy, Stolen Online Content – RblSportsNet.com by This Week in Trolling: The Scourge of Awful, Spammy, Stolen Online Content – RblSportsNet.com | Sam DeWitt Writes

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:28:35 +0000

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Comment on The Morning Wood: Today Matters by Sam DeWitt Writes

Sam DeWitt Writes — Sat, 11 May 2013 17:53:24 +0000

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Comment on Denver Broncos: New Uniforms On The Horizon? by Rex

Rex — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 19:12:28 +0000

How times change so quickly. Elway snags a (so far)healed up Manning, Tebow was sent packing, they are no longer a run based offense, and the orange alternate the writer spoke of as being obsolete has become the home jersey. Sure wish they could’ve kept Tebow in the backup spot where he would’ve only improved working with Peyton. But I also sure wish the old white horse D logo would come back. Looks like neither is gonna happen any time soon.

Comment on Denver Broncos: New Uniforms On The Horizon? by Brian Scott Bailey

Brian Scott Bailey — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 18:22:25 +0000

Like the design but the helmet. Make it Blue like the Good Ole Days and we have a winner here.

Comment on So Now What? by Mlle. Bébé Gottbach, Ph.D

Mlle. Bébé Gottbach, Ph.D — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 02:10:28 +0000

Sadface!!

Where will I go to bitch about things?! God.. I’ll have to like…. make friends and shit.

But also, thanks for recruiting me on the twitterbox and giving me the opportunity to punch-a-dick right in its face. I know that didn’t make a lot of sense, but I think you get it. I think you get me…

Comment on The Brave New World of Hipster Racism by The Morning Wood is Reverse Racist – The Daily Dickpunch

The Morning Wood is Reverse Racist – The Daily Dickpunch — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 14:06:45 +0000

[...] Despite a well-argued position that Ms. Johnson is not in fact RAYCESS, as he has done before Mr. Jefferson finds racist associations anyway. His throwaway last paragraph equating Ms. Johnson’s comic savagery with other tweeters who have hurled racial epithets at Chris Brown is deeply boring and trivializes real racism, but that is sadly nothing new to even the best Gawker writers. [...]

Comment on Who Got the Best Deal from the Champ Bailey – Clinton Portis Trade? by jludes

jludes — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 04:24:26 +0000

I don’t even know how I stumbled upon this article. But as ncm42 says above, it’s not even close. When Champ retires, he goes to Canton 5 years later. He goes down as a top 5 CB all time, if not #1, of which a legitimate argument can be made as he IS better than Neon Deion was. Also a big fan of Portis, but it’s not a comparison. The Broncos got the better of the deal in player for player AND they got a draft pick on top of it. They took Southeast Jerome with the 51st pick, and received the 41st pick and a HOFer for him!?!?! Major fleecing.

Comment on 2016 Republican Handicapping, or the Short-Straw Lottery by The Bowtie

The Bowtie — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 20:27:21 +0000

Not at all. I left him off because he isn’t a Republican, by his own admission. Yes, a candidate like Johnson would be a pretty formidable contender in a moderate iteration of the party, but Johnson himself is a Libertarian now. If he reidentifies as a Republican, I will gladly include him in future handicappings, despite my contention that the party will never forgive him for what they believe he did to assist an Obama victory.

Comment on This Morning Wood Was Built By A Government Program by Bob

Bob — Sat, 17 Nov 2012 15:25:03 +0000

My sentiments exactly. My favorite uncle was proud of his participation in the CCC. Everywhere a person goes they can see the legacies left by the CCC. The nearest to me is only a few blocks away.

I heard someone say the other day that the Republican Party is not afraid of government programs putting people to work failing. They are afraid of government programs working. The years of economic mythology they’ve invested themselves in would be history.

Comment on Defending the Electoral College Does Not Make You Clever by The Morning Wood Has That Texas Speed – The Daily Dickpunch

The Morning Wood Has That Texas Speed – The Daily Dickpunch — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 14:16:54 +0000

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