In a few hours the sons of Washington will hop on Interstate 270, then to I-70, where they’ll travel the lovely fall countryside and then merge onto on I-76 for a brief journey to their final destination.
Are they just taking a weird circuit around the northern suburbs of Denver, you ask?
Because the ‘Merican road-numbering system is schizophrenic, this is instead how you get from Warshington, DeeCee to scenic Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Make sense? Of course it don’t. Dime-bonics!